Sung to the tune of The Blaydon Races...

Lyrics

Wor me lads, you should have seen them gannin, Sheppard and Hall where having a ball, n' said in the sunday papers, The fans are sh*te, they're not too bright, The lasses have ugly faces, What a terrible stench there is, In the boardroom at Sid James'. The toon's enraged, they've been betrayed, They want a resignation, The shares they fell because of the smell, Nationwide their destination, And further down south, Mick McCarthy's planning a celebration, Promotion to the premier league and Newcastle's relegation…